Seriously – I’m sure there is some study out there that proves that laughing improves the ability of white blood cells to fight off COVID-19. Must be right?
In any case – my daughter-in-law has been gleefully sharing jokes related to the epidemic with me – so on the eve of my getting on an airplane (that’s scary) to leave my safe haven (also scary) – I share with you some humour.
What if they close the Grocery Stores? We’ll have to hunt for our own food. I don’t even know where Doritos live!
Like a Good Neighbor – Stay Over There —->
First time in History we can save the world by laying down in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let’s not Screw This UP!
A link to a song that sums it up – Stay the F*ck at Home – so worth a listen!
Thoughts and prayers going out to all those Married Men who’ve spent months telling the wife – I’ll do that when I have the time.
Every few days it would be smart to put your jeans on to be sure they still fit. Pajamas and Sweats will have you believe that all is well.
Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly – Next week Turn Signals!
Wanna find out who your real friends are? Ask them to borrow a roll of toilet paper!
Yet another great video worth watching – again shared by my daughter-in-law – and trust me this one is really funny – in a serious way: Flatten the curve\
Single man with Purcell seeking Woman with Toilet Paper for good clean fun
Ladies – time to start dating the older dudes – They can get you in the Grocery Store Early
I know that there are a lot more in this vein out there – I saw a bunch that basically made light of all the sports cancelations – implying that men suddenly realized there was a wife in the house.. Like all jokes – funny because they have a grain of truth in them.
True – but still very funny – the Leader of Quebec has decided that during this crisis all stores need to close on Sunday – even Grocery stores. Why? All workers need a day off. (Why am I leaving my island hide-away to go home I am forced to wonder…)
So share any jokes you have here – and remember – Orange Juice and Laughter are great for the immune system.
Signing off to spend 25 hours getting from my island to my home in Montreal – all the while keeping social Distance and wiping down surfaces… The world has never been so clean…
The Soup Lady
A good laugh, thanks. Have a safe, healthy and easy return trip, friend. Enjoy the experience the two of you!
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Great post 😁